Friday Funny #11

I'm back and so are my Friday Funny's!!

 

This is seriously so true, it's almost not funny!

 

 

Happy Friday all!!

Friday Funny #10

Hi everyone!!

Happy Friday!!! 

Hope you all have a wonderful weekend and enjoy a laugh...

I promise that I am not a mean and malicious person, but I just might wish this on you if we were in a fight ;-)

I mean seriously how many times have you done this...OUCH!!

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Friday Funny #9

So sorry I missed last Friday's Friday Funny, but I was at the Oregon Coast for Mother's Day and was a little preoccupied with some major cuteness...

Now back to this week's regularly scheduled program :-)



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I don't care who you are, that is some funny stuff right there!!

Friday Funny #8

Happy Friday everyone!

Today's Friday Funny is brought to you from one of my best friends, Tiffany @ HugeLove...

She sent me this text the other day and I was seriously amost crying I was laughing so hard!



Excuse the quality of the photo, in case you have a hard time reading it it says, "Exactly four months pregnant and Louise had never felt sexier."

This is probably only funny if you have ever been pregnant...but if have you know how true this rings ;-))

Hope you all have a great weekend!!

Friday Funny #7

For today's Friday Funny I just had to sare these cites from Court Reporters.  My husband sent them to me via email and I was seriously laughing so hard reading through them.

I hope you all think they're as funny as I did and have a fabulous weekend!

Court reporter cites

IT CAN BE HARD KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE AS A COURT REPORTER These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said , 'Where am I, Cathy?' ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor , isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep , he doesn't know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son , the 20-year-old , how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20 , much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ (My Favourite) ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ (Another favourite) ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honour, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them.. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral , OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral... _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not , he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

 

Friday Funny #6

Happy Friday everyone!  I hope you all had a great week and have a fabulous weekend to come!

Today is a dinosaur theme :-) and I hope today's Friday Funny doesn't offend any of my vegetarian friends...but this is just too funny not to post!

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Friday Funny #5

Happy Friday!!

Today's Friday Funny rings so true in my life, I just had to post it...

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I hope you all have a fabulous day and great weekend! 

Friday Funny #4

Hello friends!  I am so sorry that this week has been a little slow in my blogland...With this being my first week at my new job I am really trying to get back into my routine and not stress out too much ;-)

I want to make sure that this blog stays fun for me and is not a chore.  I only write a post when I feel I have something worth saying or sharing.  I never want to write a post because it has been too long and I rush to get a half hearted post to you all. 

I am trying to make sure that my work and my family comes first and that can be a challenge some times when I am really itching to do a project!

With that being said, I am really dying to catch up on some things to share with you this weekend. 

In the mean time I hope you enjoy today's Friday Funny...

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Friday Funny #3

Yikes I am back to working a full time job starting today!  I am sad to not have the time at home right now, but so excited thinking about getting to our goals of being financially free!!

However, in dealing with the craziness of life this week , I definitely need today's Friday Funny!

Since both of these seem to apply so well to life I just had to pick them both! 

I hope all of you have a fabulous weekend!! 

Friday Funny #2

I saw this video on Facebook this week and just had to share it!  It may not be the funniest thing in the world but it is definitely the cutest and for sure cracks me up!  (You have to watch them all the way to the end).

This couple has been married for 62 years and watch what they do while waiting at the Dr...

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I've only been married 7 1/2 years, but I pray that we could make it to 62 and still have this much fun together!

Friday Funny #1

I know by the end of another exhausting week that there is nothing better than a good laugh.  I have decided to designate Fridays to provide us with just that.  Starting today I am going to share a funny, whether it be a photo, video, billboard or whatever else I may decide that you just must see!

Hope to bring a smile for you to start your weekend...

I know many of us can relate to these ;-)

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